HOW TO DEAL WITH A BREAK-UP [THE TWELVE YEAR OLD EDITION]
So i have this friend named Naomi and she has claimed to have a 'boyfriend'. Same as a bitch named Alexandra. Now being myself, cos i a the person that hates stuff like "hey Sayoko i have a boy friend isn't that exciting?", or"oh i have a boyfriend, but i like someone else, how will i break up with him?" quote from the bitch in my school.
i have some simply solutions of what you could do [if a break up is necessary]:
A) listen to your friends to semi-friends to shut your pie-hole and that you are probably a bitch who wants every one's attention. then shut up.
If you are like the friend i am
B) while your friend is texting the said boyfriend ask to text a message to the guy. when allowed i suggest typing this; do not hurt her feelings or i will possibly find and hunt you. (not Naomi). if you don't have, not [insert name], the guy will probably think your friend is still texting him. learn from my mistake it already happened once.
C) if you or him has to say in person that its not working out cos your baby brother dropped your phone in the toilet wile you yelled SH!T! [insert name}, or you are grounded. and the break-up happens like this: BF" Sayoko i really like you but this relationship isn't really working out i'm afraid we should break up.
you should respond like this;
GF" OK Morgan {i am NOT lesbian} sorry it didn't work out." or just keep a straight face and say "okay" and walk away.
So i hope you all found this tip useful
Sayoko~
So i have this friend named Naomi and she has claimed to have a 'boyfriend'. Same as a bitch named Alexandra. Now being myself, cos i a the person that hates stuff like "hey Sayoko i have a boy friend isn't that exciting?", or"oh i have a boyfriend, but i like someone else, how will i break up with him?" quote from the bitch in my school.
i have some simply solutions of what you could do [if a break up is necessary]:
A) listen to your friends to semi-friends to shut your pie-hole and that you are probably a bitch who wants every one's attention. then shut up.
If you are like the friend i am
B) while your friend is texting the said boyfriend ask to text a message to the guy. when allowed i suggest typing this; do not hurt her feelings or i will possibly find and hunt you. (not Naomi). if you don't have, not [insert name], the guy will probably think your friend is still texting him. learn from my mistake it already happened once.
C) if you or him has to say in person that its not working out cos your baby brother dropped your phone in the toilet wile you yelled SH!T! [insert name}, or you are grounded. and the break-up happens like this: BF" Sayoko i really like you but this relationship isn't really working out i'm afraid we should break up.
you should respond like this;
GF" OK Morgan {i am NOT lesbian} sorry it didn't work out." or just keep a straight face and say "okay" and walk away.
So i hope you all found this tip useful
Sayoko~